If you love margaritas, Mexican food, key lime pie, or lime garnishes for your gin and tonic, you appreciate a juicy lime that yields cooperatively to a knife. Limes aren’t happy in the refrigerator for long, but if left on the counter, their skins can become dried out and rock hard. (My skin tends to be dried out and flaky, more like a pie crust.)
I’ve seen the advice about submerging limes and lemons in jars of water, but when I experimented with that method, I was grossed out by the way the limes became grayish and slimy. Those two adjectives are never appealing together, but then again, it’s hard to imagine slimy ever sounding appealing. (My friend Vicky will think of an example in .2 nanoseconds.) What to do? Once a lime reaches the rock phase, it takes a hacksaw to cut into it. While it can still be perfectly juicy inside, if you attempt to squeeze a wedge, it is likely to rocket out of your grasp and give your cat a concussion.
Here’s my easy fix: place limes and lemons in a shallow bowl with about a half inch of water. I suppose the bowl doesn’t have to be shallow, but it should have a wide enough bottom for the fruit to sit in one layer, touching the water. Anyway, the shallow bowl turns your experiment into a veritable art installation! Once a day or so, simply roll the fruit over, so the dry side is now submerged. If you forget, no biggie. The consequences are not the same as when you forget to feed your sourdough starter. (Don’t even think about it!)
Here’s my margarita. No salt for me, thank you, and no hacksaw required. By the way, you don’t need to use itty-bitty key limes to make a delicious key lime pie. The normal-sized Persian limes in supermarkets work just fine and are a whole lots easier to zest and squeeze. Just be sure to make your own pie crust — dry and flaky.
Hmmm. Even I am stumped by slimy – “her sore burning toes were soothed by the cool slimy rocks at Beede’s Falls . . .” that’s my best shot!
You forgot to post your margarita recipe. Also could you start a column of Dear Jane help cooking advice? For example:
Dear Jane,
I am confused by how much of the white and green parts of a scallion should be used. My mom only used the white part but that seems like a waste and I’ve seen people use the green part. What do you recommend?
Dear Scallion Challenged,
Use the entire scallion, except, of course, the whiskery root end and any of the green that is wilty. (I hope you are impressed by my fancy chef talk.) The green part is flavorful and adds color to your dish, improving presentation. (I award copious points for pleasing presentation — my friend Patsy can attest to this.)
Margarita Recipe (makes a pitcher, 6-8 drinks): 1 cup/8oz lime juice (preferably squeezed from limes that are not like rocks), 1 1/4 cups/10oz simple syrup (dissolve a cup of sugar in a cup of boiling water, cool, then measure the 1 1/4 cups), 1 1/4 cups/10oz tequila, 1/3 cup/call it 3oz Cointreau (or Triple Sec) — mix and pour over ice. Yum. Salt glass rims, if desired, using lime wedges and coarse salt. If you like the alcohol level of a martini and are NOT driving anywhere, try my brother Geoff’s “margarini”: chilled tequila, a splash of Cointreau and a squeeze of lime. Bam!
p.s. Points for “slimy rocks at Beede’s Falls.” I knew you would rise to the challenge 🙂